I'm going to do it. My so-called sugar daddy. We had coffee last week, and he seems cool. So now I'm going to his place, and I guess I'm going to give him what it is that he needs, and he's going to give me what it is that I need, which is money. As a bookstore-working college student, I can hardly afford to eat. But, from what I understand, all I need to do is spread my legs for this guy, and he'll turn my life around. I really need this. And, apparently, so does he. Here we go.